It says here that this young sexy girlfriend is ready for sex. Although I fail to see why there is a glass of wine (or whatever) sitting in front of her? She most certainly isn’t ready for sex. Not if that was my place anyway, for the simple reason that if I was to climb onboard the good ship sexy bitch in this picture I’d knock the wine glass over! And I don’t like wine stains in m carpet. All this picture says to me is that the sexy girlfriend is ready to get hammered (in the alcoholic sense!)

Sexy Girlfriend

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This isn’t such a bad idea though, and it virtually always leads onto the main event; the thing we all try to get out girlfriends to do. That’s right, pay for dinner! Have you ever had your girlfriend pay for dinner? It doesn’t happen to me, I must attract the poor sluts in my neighbourhood for Christ’s sake, and none of them ever have any money. However this does allow me to get them to do all kinds of other things!